Thursday, July 20, 2006

 

The Renunciator (a work in progress)

Don’t ask me to renounce the beer in my refrigerator,
Or my stereo system, no not that
And whatever you do, don’t ask me for my computer.

What’s that you say?

You’d like a beer.

Well I’ve got a whole refrigerator full.
Take as much as you want.

Come again?

You say your stereo is broken?

Well I’m not using mine.
Here, let me help you take it home.

Say what?

You know someone who needs a computer?

Well mine's obsolete and it’s nothing but a money sump.

But if they need it,
I’ll pack it tomorrow and I’ll send it overnight express
They’ll have it tomorrow.
But please, please, pleeaaaasssseee whatever you do...
Don’t ask me to renounce that apple pie
Baking, as we speak, in my oven.

No not that. Anything but that

Oh, you’re hungry?

What a coincidence.

Sit right down.

Let me get you a fork and a plate.

You see, it just so happens that the best apple pie in the universe

Is in my oven right now.

I’ll even wrap up the leftovers for you to take home.

You say you really want my ego,

You say you really want my misconceptions,
My misperceptions,
My sense of smallness,
My sense of separation.
My limited understanding.

But what would I do without all that?

How would I live?

Oh I get it.

If I give you all that I’ll remember:

I am you,

You are me.

Why didn’t you say that from the beginning.

Oh, ha ha, you did.

I forgot.

I give you everything that never belonged to me anyway.

I give you my ego.

You give me myself.

Boy did I get a bargain or what?

In this ofttimes-strange world, we have only each other.
You are there for me.
I am here for you.

Whatever you do, though, just don’t ask me to…….


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Sunday, July 16, 2006

 

I love stereophotography


I got a new attachment for my trusty canon rebel, a loreo 3D lens kit. I'm having a blast with it.
Here's one I've taken. Thanks for looking (all one of you, you know who you are, we love you for it). check out the rest at Beautiful Andes

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Another Flower


Here's one taken today, Sunday July 16. Its a set of flowers from one of my texas rain sage plants in my backyard. Shot with my trusty canon rebel and the negative scanned in. More photos can be seen at my regular website Beautiful Andes

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Friday, July 14, 2006

 

First one in a while


I bet everyone (all one of you), gave up on me. Ha Ha.

Here's another flower from my garden. The negatives got a little scratched, but I still like it.

I've uploaded some other new pictures and fractals to my website. Am considering moving my blog there.

http://www.beautifulandes.com

Take care.

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